Neversoft, which in the coming years
is sure to produce more quality titles like “Tony Hawk 10: I’ll Put my
Name on
Anything” and “Let's Get Steazy with Tony”, has temporarily abandoned
its obsession with the whiny-voiced human crash dummy slash industry
prostitute to
dabble in the relatively obscure genre of western shooters.
"Relatively" implies
that though there have been quite a few forays into the western theme,
none of
them could hold up to the quality standards of your 2-year-old
niece--so,
naturally, they were sent to children’s hospitals to help with
rehabilitation,
coordination development, and education about the nose dive decline of
the game
industry. Thank you Atari for your vanity, your charitable efforts, and
your
persistence in putting out rubbish games fiscal year after year
therefore
giving light to those brave little children and teaching the rest of us
how not
to suck, even on a smaller budget. Now, without any further analytical
discourse, prepare to say “Holy Native American Stereotypes Adam West”,
and hold
on to your spurs for GUN, the first successful venture into the
old west (as interpreted by Neversoft and the lame writer they hired).